Thursday, September 1, 2011

20 Reasons Not To Get Married

  1. Hate sharing
  2. Hate people
  3. Have future planned out to live alone and prove to the world man can do it.
  4. You'll just get divorced anyway
  5. Don't want kids
  6. Mean spirited
  7. Bad hygiene
  8. Planning on taking over the world
  9. Ebenezer Scrooge's cousin, even stingier then he was
  10. Can't commit
  11. Still lives at home
  12. Compulsive liar
  13. Have to get a bigger place
  14. Hate men/women
  15. Can't provide for oneself, so couldn't provide for a spouse
  16. Want to sleep with whomever I want
  17. Weddings are stupid
  18. We don't have to get married to prove we love each other
  19. Cheap
  20. I'm undercover and its not allowed


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