20 Reasons Not To Get Married

1. Hate sharing
   
2. Hate people
   
3. Have future planned out to live alone and prove to the world man can do it.
   
4. You'll just get divorced anyway
   
5. Don't want kids
   
6. Mean spirited
   
7. Bad hygiene
   
8. Planning on taking over the world
   
9. Ebenezer Scrooge's cousin, even stingier then he was
   
10. Can't commit
    
11. Still lives at home
    
12. Compulsive liar
    
13. Have to get a bigger place
    
14. Hate men/women
    
15. Can't provide for oneself, so couldn't provide for a spouse
    
16. Want to sleep with whomever I want
    
17. Weddings are stupid
    
18. We don't have to get married to prove we love each other
    
19. Cheap
    
20. I'm undercover and its not allowed